The Story Never Ends

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billyteddy:

do u ever have a song on repeat and it’s so distressing because u wan’t to stop listening so u don’t get sick of it but u just can’ t stop lsitening and four days pass and when u sleep u hear the song in ur dreams and it’s on playlists and u sing it in ur head all the time and there’s no helping u now

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 365 notes
drecklyn:

"Once long ago you promised not to eat me, Gaffer Wolf," the woman said, through a shy and tentative smile. In that instant the wolf recognized her.

drecklyn:

"Once long ago you promised not to eat me, Gaffer Wolf," the woman said, through a shy and tentative smile. In that instant the wolf recognized her.

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 947 notes

atoasttotheendofalliknow:

Need.

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 68,836 notes

talkingperfectly-loud:

The Prince of Egypt inspired by [x]

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,596 notes
unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 314,825 notes

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 198,344 notes
Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 284,239 notes
dontsinkmyships:

asmileisthebeginofhappiness:

motherfuckingcheese:

chazzthejazz:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

maggiekealy:

Are you kidding me.

I TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU- i quit

There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.

the level of trust here is beyond belief

Look left in the background how the fuck are they all doing such stuff


Well what the fuck

dontsinkmyships:

asmileisthebeginofhappiness:

motherfuckingcheese:

chazzthejazz:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

maggiekealy:

Are you kidding me.

I TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
i quit

There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.

the level of trust here is beyond belief

Look left in the background how the fuck are they all doing such stuff

Well what the fuck

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 341,778 notes
madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 357,638 notes
mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 34,370 notes

bbcamerica:

New Portraits from this week’s episode of Doctor Who. Episode 6 ‘The Caretaker’ premieres Saturday, September 27th at 9/8c on BBC America

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,513 notes

alanaism:

i feel like at least 80% of the problems in x-men could be solved if someone just kept magneto on one of those child leashes you see in malls and zoos

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 37,777 notes
21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,951 notes

mackagascar:

“We’re just like Kevin Bacon.”

This movie is all that I wanted and more. Review coming soon. Praise be to the Marvel. Marvel for President.

22 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,548 notes

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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22 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 237,420 notes