do u ever have a song on repeat and it’s so distressing because u wan’t to stop listening so u don’t get sick of it but u just can’ t stop lsitening and four days pass and when u sleep u hear the song in ur dreams and it’s on playlists and u sing it in ur head all the time and there’s no helping u now
Til the end of the line.
"Once long ago you promised not to eat me, Gaffer Wolf," the woman said, through a shy and tentative smile. In that instant the wolf recognized her.
how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME
i feel personally injured by this makeup game
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
Are you kidding me.
I TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.
the level of trust here is beyond belief
Look left in the background how the fuck are they all doing such stuff
Well what the fuck
the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric
i feel like at least 80% of the problems in x-men could be solved if someone just kept magneto on one of those child leashes you see in malls and zoos
“We’re just like Kevin Bacon.”
This movie is all that I wanted and more. Review coming soon. Praise be to the Marvel. Marvel for President.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”